Betrayal
Today I was betrayed. Betrayed by Big Red. I've posted previously of my love for Big Red and today Big Red failed me. I started my run as I normally do. And about 1/4 of a mile in, I glanced down at Big Red to see what my pace was. Sadly, Big Red had gone dark. That's not a euphemism, the screen had gone dark. My Garmin Forerunner 305 was off. Despite the fact that it had just been ON. And despite the fact that I had just recently charged it. Sadness kicked in. Then panic. What will I do? How will I know how fast (slow) I've run? How far I've gone? How long it took? I contemplated stopping and going back home. Then, I realized how ridiculous that was and that I should run. I knew about how far to go for a three mile run. So what if I don't know if it was EXACTLY three miles, or long it took, at least I would have gone for a run. So I continued on.
I continued on for one of the most CRAPTASTIC runs I have ever had. First and foremost let me say that I don't like heat. I can run in below freezing temps in a snowstorm, I don't like it, but it's okay. I don't like heat. It happened to be 90 degrees out for my run today and it's 2 PM with the sun blazing. Not the best time for a run, but I have to run when I can, right? Add to that, I hadn't really had ANY water to drink today. Oops. A medium iced coffee and a diet coke. Not exactly the best hydration for a hot run.
I swear there was no shade to be had on my run either. And it FELT like it was uphill both ways. But maybe I was hallucinating.
And, some guy was out mowing his dirt patch. So I got to run through a lovely cloud of gas fumes from the mower and a ton of dirt that the mower kicked up. Boy, I sure hope he has a dog, so I could run through some pulverized dog poo.
When I stopped for my "cool down" walk back to my house, all the neighbors were out and I kept chanting in my head over and over, "Don't pass out - don't puke". Feel free to use that, if you find it motivating.
There was other brilliantly funny stuff I was going to blog about, but in my heat addled state, I've forgotten it all.
Comments
BTW...hope Big Red comes back to life!
Posted by Chris Blatnick At 16:31:09 On 22/05/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Carl Tyler At 17:35:59 On 22/05/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Kathy Brown At 20:18:49 On 22/05/2009 | - Website - |
By the way, I am always looking for someone to run with at conferences. If you go slower, I can slow it down. If you go faster, well, I can ask you to slow it down. I always welcome the company.
Take care and good luck.
Posted by Norman Cox At 11:30:11 On 26/05/2009 | - Website - |